The Pillar of Truth

As i took the boys out for a pee break, Sid ended up taking a crap by the "Pillar of Truth." Monuments were spaced evenly around the base of the cross, marking the stations of the cross and such...I reached into my pocket for a dog bag and realized i had left it in the car. At this moment with the cross looming large above us and the memory of the guaranteed spiritual experience, a thought popped into my head, 'what would jesus do?'
I went back to the car to get the dog bag. Of course...